Real Estate MorselsJust For Fun | Real Estate Morsels http://orlando-blogger.com Real Estate Morsels Tue, 27 Sep 2011 18:25:28 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3 Beauty, Peace and Harmony http://orlando-blogger.com/2008/09/beauty-peace-and-harmony/ http://orlando-blogger.com/2008/09/beauty-peace-and-harmony/#comments Thu, 18 Sep 2008 16:27:00 +0000 Marc Grossman http://orlando-blogger.com/2008/09/beauty-peace-and-harmony/ Yet Another Related Posts Plugin.]]> There is so much beauty in a flower.

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Just one of my orchids that I thought I’d share. Besides I got a new digital and wanted to see how it would do on a macro setting.

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And this was done on Super Macro of one of my many blooming cacti.

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I think this sums it up! What more can one say!

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]]> http://orlando-blogger.com/2008/06/just-for-grins-and-giggles/feed/ 0 Bloggers Beware! http://orlando-blogger.com/2007/12/bloggers-beware/ http://orlando-blogger.com/2007/12/bloggers-beware/#comments Sat, 01 Dec 2007 19:33:00 +0000 Marc Grossman http://orlando-blogger.com/2007/12/bloggers-beware/ Yet Another Related Posts Plugin.]]> OK, so now that I got your attention. Normally I read the comics in the morning and we won’t go any further than that. This morning was slightly unusual in that I was busy putting together my installment of Links in the Active Rain Chain. With that said, I just read a comic, Pearls Before Swine, that is just so apropo for us bloggers.

Yes, TLW, it’s stolen as usual! I guess that’s one of my downfalls, or at least the one that I’ll talk about on the Rain.
Till next time – Marc It Sold!

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]]> http://orlando-blogger.com/2007/12/bloggers-beware/feed/ 0 Disorder in the Court – R-ish rated http://orlando-blogger.com/2007/09/disorder-in-the-court-r-ish-rated/ http://orlando-blogger.com/2007/09/disorder-in-the-court-r-ish-rated/#comments Wed, 19 Sep 2007 13:24:00 +0000 Marc Grossman http://orlando-blogger.com/2007/09/disorder-in-the-court-r-ish-rated/ Yet Another Related Posts Plugin.]]> Now, mind you, I have nothng against lawyers, but this was sent to me & I had to share it with you. These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.

ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
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ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
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ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget.
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
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ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, “Where am I, Cathy?”
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan!
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ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo?
WITNESS: We both do.
ATTORNEY: Voodoo?
WITNESS: We do.
ATTORNEY: You do?
WITNESS: Yes, voodoo.
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ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
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ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: Uh, he’s twenty-one.
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ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you shittin’ me?
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ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Uh…. I was gettin’ laid!
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ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Are you shittin’ me? Your Honour, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
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ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Now whose death do you suppose terminated it?
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ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Guess.
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ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
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ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All my autopsies are performed on dead people. Would you like to rephrase that?
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ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral.
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ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him!
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ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Huh….are you qualified to ask that question?
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And the best for last:

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

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